Really Funny Wedding Vows

I promise to hold off secretly watching episodes of whatever TV show we are watching together until we are actually together.

Really funny wedding vows. Nowadays couples are personalizing their vows in some amusing ways. Thats why we were meant to be. Looking for something different.

I vow to call you YAS Queen. As one volcano said to the other I have a dream I hope will come true that youll grow old with me and Ill grow old with you I thank the earth sea the sky. Nobody walks out no matter what happens.

I vow to choose you every day over and over in good times and bad. I promise to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when its over and to never ever ever forget our wedding anniversary or your birthday. I promise to comfort you when the Falcons lose and drink beer with you when they win.

Submitted by mskate. I promise to encourage and inspire you to laugh with you and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle. Whenever youre right shut up.

These love quotes are PERFECT for romantic wedding vows. 1302018 I promise to love you no matter how many times you tell that same story - I still think its funny too. Whether romantic or hysterical vows are a chance to ease tensions in front of guests and create a memorable event filled with happy crying laughter and love.

Your ability to get through to her depends on how deep your romantic funny wedding vows to her are. I vow to protect you from all the ills of the world even if a scientist invented a way to clone dinosaurs and the dinosaurs escaped from his zoo and then they came after us - I would protect you as well as I could manage from said dinosaurs. Take care when old senile smelly.